Friday, July 3, 2009

New Death Trilogy Announced

Given the recent spate of nearly famous celebrity deaths, the Death Trilogy Commissioner has overruled an earlier pronouncement and issued this statement today:

I hereby proclaim this trilogy of sort-of-famous people made popular by TV who died in a 24-hour period:

• Pitchman Billy Mays, June 28, 2009
• Comedian Fred Travalena, June 28, 2009
• Boxer Alexis Arg├╝ello, July 1, 2009

Karl Malden's death on July 1, 2009 has begun a new trilogy. The next entrant must be at death's door by July 8, 2009.

Celebrities, enjoy what could be your final Fourth of July weekend...

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