The Death Trilogy Commissioner issued the following statement:
The death of American composer Vic Mizzy – known for such hit TV themes as "Green Acres" "Mr. Ed" and "The Addams Family" has completed the current death trilogy:
• Vic Mizzy, American composer, Oct. 17, 2009
• Capt. Lou Albano, wrestling manager/actor, Oct. 14, 2009
• Al Martino, singer/actor, Oct. 13, 2009.
DTC
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Mr Corleone is a man who insists on hearing bad news at once.
The Death Trilogy Commissioner has issued the following statement:
A new death trilogy was launched this week with the death of "The Godfather's" Johnny Fontane and a wrestling industry legend...
• Capt. Lou Albano, wrestling manager/actor, Oct. 14, 2009
• Al Martino, singer/actor, Oct. 13, 2009.
Perhaps the hereafter will make Kirk Douglas an offer he cannot refuse...
DTC
A new death trilogy was launched this week with the death of "The Godfather's" Johnny Fontane and a wrestling industry legend...
• Capt. Lou Albano, wrestling manager/actor, Oct. 14, 2009
• Al Martino, singer/actor, Oct. 13, 2009.
Perhaps the hereafter will make Kirk Douglas an offer he cannot refuse...
DTC
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Patrick, Henry and Mary
The Death Trilogy Commissioner has issued the following statement:
How many deaths will it take 'til he knows
That too many people have died?
The answer, my friend, is three for this trilogy:
• Patrick Swayze, Sept. 14, 2009
• Henry Gibson, Sept. 14, 2009
• Mary Travers, Sept. 16, 2009
How many deaths will it take 'til he knows
That too many people have died?
The answer, my friend, is three for this trilogy:
• Patrick Swayze, Sept. 14, 2009
• Henry Gibson, Sept. 14, 2009
• Mary Travers, Sept. 16, 2009
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
And Then There Were Three...
The Death Trilogy Commissioner issued the following announcement today:
The death of U.S. Sen. Edward Kennedy completes the current death trilogy:
• Robert Novak, Aug. 18, 2009
• Don Hewitt, Aug. 19, 2009
• Sen. Edward Kennedy, Aug. 25, 2009
DTC
The death of U.S. Sen. Edward Kennedy completes the current death trilogy:
• Robert Novak, Aug. 18, 2009
• Don Hewitt, Aug. 19, 2009
• Sen. Edward Kennedy, Aug. 25, 2009
DTC
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Novak, Hewitt and ... ?
An important update from the Death Trilogy Commissioner:
"Last week saw the beginning of a death trilogy with some great potential:
• Robert Novak, Aug. 18, 2009
• Don Hewitt, Aug. 19, 2009
"Now the death of reality show lunatic Ryan Jenkins on Aug. 23, 2009 would seem to end the trilogy. However, as he is Canadian, this death trilogy will remain open in case someone better – and less Canadian – comes along by Aug. 26, 2009. A nice, old media death is preferable. Hello, Andy Rooney: Have you ever noticed how famous people always die in three's?
DTC
"Last week saw the beginning of a death trilogy with some great potential:
• Robert Novak, Aug. 18, 2009
• Don Hewitt, Aug. 19, 2009
"Now the death of reality show lunatic Ryan Jenkins on Aug. 23, 2009 would seem to end the trilogy. However, as he is Canadian, this death trilogy will remain open in case someone better – and less Canadian – comes along by Aug. 26, 2009. A nice, old media death is preferable. Hello, Andy Rooney: Have you ever noticed how famous people always die in three's?
DTC
Friday, August 14, 2009
Les is Mourned
The Death Trilogy Commissioner has issued the following ruling:
"Les Paul's death on Aug. 13, 2009 completes the current death trilogy that includes director John Hughes and JFK sister Eunice Kennedy Shriver.
"However, always cognizant of improving a death trilogy, the next six days will be watched closely. Please watch this site for official announcements."
DTC
"Les Paul's death on Aug. 13, 2009 completes the current death trilogy that includes director John Hughes and JFK sister Eunice Kennedy Shriver.
"However, always cognizant of improving a death trilogy, the next six days will be watched closely. Please watch this site for official announcements."
DTC
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Two down...
Death's summer holiday is over.
Two recent deaths have launched a new death trilogy:
• Director John Hughes, Aug. 6, 2009
• JFK sister Eunice Kennedy Shriver, Aug. 11, 2009
The next member of this exclusive club will make an appearance by Aug. 18. Bonus points for a member of either the Brat Pack or a famous Irish-American family heavily involved in politics...
DTC
Two recent deaths have launched a new death trilogy:
• Director John Hughes, Aug. 6, 2009
• JFK sister Eunice Kennedy Shriver, Aug. 11, 2009
The next member of this exclusive club will make an appearance by Aug. 18. Bonus points for a member of either the Brat Pack or a famous Irish-American family heavily involved in politics...
DTC
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