An important update from the Death Trilogy Commissioner:
"Last week saw the beginning of a death trilogy with some great potential:
• Robert Novak, Aug. 18, 2009
• Don Hewitt, Aug. 19, 2009
"Now the death of reality show lunatic Ryan Jenkins on Aug. 23, 2009 would seem to end the trilogy. However, as he is Canadian, this death trilogy will remain open in case someone better – and less Canadian – comes along by Aug. 26, 2009. A nice, old media death is preferable. Hello, Andy Rooney: Have you ever noticed how famous people always die in three's?