The Death Trilogy Commissioner has issued the following statement:
People keep asking where I have been lately. Well, I've been to Hell and back in recent months.
Good times. Good times.
Anyway, a new, worthy death trilogy summoned me back:
• Art Linkletter, May 26, 2010, television personality.
• Gary Coleman, May 28, 2010, actor.
• Dennis Hopper, May 29, 2010, actor/director.