Sunday, May 20, 2012

I'm Ba-a-a-a-a-ack!

The theme is "Disco Sucks." Two down: Donna Summer and Robin Gibb. I am taking requests. DTC

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

New Death Trilogy: My Sabbatical Ends

The Death Trilogy Commissioner has issued the following statement:

People keep asking where I have been lately. Well, I've been to Hell and back in recent months.

Good times. Good times.

Anyway, a new, worthy death trilogy summoned me back:

• Art Linkletter, May 26, 2010, television personality.
• Gary Coleman, May 28, 2010, actor.
• Dennis Hopper, May 29, 2010, actor/director.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Clueless, Lifeless

The Death Trilogy Commissioner has issued the following statement:

"Brittany Murphy died in Los Angeles on Sunday creating the possibility of one more celebrity death trilogy to close a memorable year."

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

This Trilogy Is Both Creepy AND Kooky

The Death Trilogy Commissioner issued the following statement:

The death of American composer Vic Mizzy – known for such hit TV themes as "Green Acres" "Mr. Ed" and "The Addams Family" has completed the current death trilogy:

• Vic Mizzy, American composer, Oct. 17, 2009
• Capt. Lou Albano, wrestling manager/actor, Oct. 14, 2009
• Al Martino, singer/actor, Oct. 13, 2009.

DTC

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Mr Corleone is a man who insists on hearing bad news at once.

The Death Trilogy Commissioner has issued the following statement:

A new death trilogy was launched this week with the death of "The Godfather's" Johnny Fontane and a wrestling industry legend...

• Capt. Lou Albano, wrestling manager/actor, Oct. 14, 2009
• Al Martino, singer/actor, Oct. 13, 2009.

Perhaps the hereafter will make Kirk Douglas an offer he cannot refuse...

DTC

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Patrick, Henry and Mary

The Death Trilogy Commissioner has issued the following statement:

How many deaths will it take 'til he knows
That too many people have died?
The answer, my friend, is three for this trilogy:

• Patrick Swayze, Sept. 14, 2009
• Henry Gibson, Sept. 14, 2009
• Mary Travers, Sept. 16, 2009

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

And Then There Were Three...

The Death Trilogy Commissioner issued the following announcement today:

The death of U.S. Sen. Edward Kennedy completes the current death trilogy:

• Robert Novak, Aug. 18, 2009
• Don Hewitt, Aug. 19, 2009
• Sen. Edward Kennedy, Aug. 25, 2009

DTC